Wife sent text to husband.

“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return…”

She sent another text,

“And I forgot to mention…. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for you……”

He texted _“ really ?”

She replied –

“No…. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”