A City Boy Driving Through The Farm
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph.
A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced in field.
He thinks wow that is amazing.
He stops and pulls into the barnyard where he sees the farmer.
He said to the farmer
” I was driving along the road out there and one of your chickens passed me in my car.”
The farmer replies,
” I know, I raise chickens and never seem to have enough chicken legs for the poultry plant, so I have genetically produced a chicken with three legs.”
The city boy replies,
“wow that is fantastic, you ought to be rich now. How do they taste?”
The farmer replies
” Don’t know, never been able to catch one!”