A man goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
“Are you allergic to anything?“
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“OK, have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.“
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.“
Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay.
You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now.”
“Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day.
“The guy is puzzled and asks,
“If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10 am?”
“This is a government job,” the interviewer says.
“For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
So no point in your coming in for that.”