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A p0thead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven

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God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the dev!l to be let in.

God calls the dev!l and the dev!l comes in and introduces himself.

The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation.

The dev!l solves it in 10 seconds and the teacher is sent to hell.

The gym teacher asks him to do 1000 push-ups in a row without stopping.

The dev!ls does it without stopping and the gym teacher is sent to hell.

The p0thead then says, “Give me a chair with 7 h0les carved in it.”

The dev!ls hands him the chair.

The p0thead sits down on it and farts.

He asks the dev!l, “What h0le did the fart come out of?”

The dev!l replies, “Easy, the third one.”

The p0thead then says, “No, my @ssh0le.”

And then makes his way to heaven.

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