Close Menu
Lindi
  • Home
  • News
  • Moral Story
  • Jokes
  • Life Hacks
  • Health and Fitness
  • Gardening
  • Recipes
  • Quiz
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
Lindi
Subscribe
  • Home
  • News
  • Moral Story
  • Jokes
  • Life Hacks
  • Health and Fitness
  • Gardening
  • Recipes
  • Quiz

    Can YOU spot all 6 differences between these two images?

    2025-05-31

    The Cake You Pick Reveals What Kind Of Woman You Are

    2025-05-30

    How Sharp Are Your Eyes? Spot the Hidden Number in This Image!

    2025-05-30

    Only a genius can find all the faces hidden in this picture. Can you find all?

    2025-05-29

    Spot the Horse, Duck, Rabbit, and Bird

    2025-05-29
Lindi
Home»Jokes»A woman awakes during the night
Jokes

A woman awakes during the night

Smart GadgetsBy Smart Gadgets2025-04-102 Mins Read
Share
Facebook Pinterest Reddit Telegram Copy Link

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room, “Why are you down here at this time of night?”

The husband looks up from his coffee and says, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?” he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes I do,” she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.

“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?”

“Yes, I remember,” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued… “Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’”

“I remember that too,” she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said…”I would have gotten out today.”

Share. Facebook Pinterest Reddit Telegram Copy Link

Related Post

Golden Years Humor: 7 Jokes about Grandmas and Grandpas

Family Funnies: 12 Hilarious Relationship Jokes You’ll Want to Share at Dinner

This Cop Got Carried Away, And Forgot There Were Cameras Recording…

I think my wife’s going deaf

Joe spent the evening tossing down a number of beers…

A Farmer and His Wife: The Ultimate Role Reversal!

A woman meets with her lover

A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry again after I di:e?”

A Honeymoon Surprise That Left Everyone Laughing

Does Elon Musk take offence at Sunny Hosting on The View?

2025-06-02

Poor Single Mother Texted a Billionaire by Mistake, Asking for Money to Feed Her Baby

2025-06-02

We caught my father-in-law stealing our wedding gift — but the truth shocked me

2025-06-02

During my ultrasound I saw my husband with a pregnant woman

2025-06-02

Everyone Gave Up on Her—Except Her German Shepherd. What He Did Next Sh0c.k3d the World!

2025-06-02
Copyright © 2024. Designed by Lindi.
  • Home
  • Privacy Policy
  • Disclaimer

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.