An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
“Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again.”
To which the gentleman said,
“Oh, I haven’t told my family yet
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I’ve changed my will five times!”