A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden…
Author: Smart Gadgets
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A…
A man, during his night prays, asks God: “Oh, Lord… Why you’ve made women so beautiful?” God replies: “So you can love them, my child.” “Fine,…
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and…
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are…
A NYC Taxi driver wrote: I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going…
Losing a parent is so weird because you go through the rest of your life not being able to see or talk to them ever again…
Love is when you take away the passion, feelings, the romance of the relationship and you still find you still care… Here we are talking about…
First, we survived being born to mothers who smok3d and/or dr@nk while they were pregnant. They took asp!rin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can,…
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery…