A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Lisa just told me?” “What’s that?” asks her mother. “That babies…
Author: Smart Gadgets
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The…
He’s off to work Bearing the weight of the bills Her indoors With twelve hours to fill And up six times in the night, still Each…
Kate and Janey (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and…
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we…
A fat lady goes to a health expert: “Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.” Health expert: “Okay. You must move your head to…
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor…
Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to…
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a…
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said, “How?”…