An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99… “Sounds good” the…
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A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh…
A Man Walks Out Onto A Busy New York City A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a…
A Snake Asks His Buddy A Question. There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves…
De@th: It’s your time. Give me your hand. Blonde: No! I know that if I don’t touch you then I’ll never d!e! De@th: Holy sh!t! You…
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next…
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One…
A man walked into a resort and the first sign he saw said “Lool Area” He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.…
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after…
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is…