They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a day?” Manager replied:…
Browsing: Jokes
Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the…
The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, “I stole a can of peaches.” The judge then asked, “how many peaches were in the…
An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law. One day she was walking along a lake shore with the first…
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks,…
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink…
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me…
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,…
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank…
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented…