Teacher Believes Jimmy Cheated On The Test, And She Knows How To Prove It The teacher ALWAYS knows. In class one day, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy…
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Young Shop Assistant Has To Think Fast A man in New Orleans walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half…
Little Johnny was eating breakfast Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so…
Young woman ran up to me at the cemetery This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through…
A Man Goes Into The Public Swimming Pool A young man goes into the public swimming pool because he wants to swim the 100 meters. At…
He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his…
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was…
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and…
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and…
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you…