A very attractive lady walks up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. She seductively signals…
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An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern. The Irishman says, “…You know, where I’m from, there’s a…
There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, “I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time……
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve found many…
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the…
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.…
A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted…
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies…
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now…
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your…