Two happily married 60 year old’s were on holiday when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed it three times and a Genie came…
Browsing: Jokes
Henry goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.” The priest says, “Take seven…
THESE TWO NUNS SHOCKED THE CASHIER WHEN THEY BOUGHT SOME BEER. BUT HIS RESPONSE IS PERFECT. Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 convenience store…
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get…
FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over…
This Is Priceless. An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about…
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ” The other drunk stops and looks…
The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips…
Pink and Wrinkled A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and…