John and his girlfriend Mary decide to become bank-robbers. Mary does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks while John waits outside as the getaway…
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An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into…
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have…
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the…
A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough.. there’s…
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two…
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were…
Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor’s office, knitting. The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of…
The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. “If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State…
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish…