There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it…
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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.” The…
He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words.…
The real estate boss got a h.0.t new secretary. Afraid of make l.0.v3 h@rassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with…
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years &…
Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight. They get married and…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in…
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.…
There were three n – u – ns, they all told the pr. iest that they were going to do one s .in each. So the…