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Step into the world of laughter and mirth!

Life is full of ups and downs, but we believe that humor is a universal language that can make even the toughest days a little brighter. Welcome to our corner of jokes and funny stories, where we’ve gathered the best doses of laughter to tickle your funny bone.

Johny’s curriculum vitae:

1. Full name: John
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.


6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John

Our goal is to share the joy of laughter with you and brighten your day, one funny story at a time.

Laughter is a powerful elixir, and we encourage you to share these jokes and stories with your friends and family.

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable.
Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?
After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.
Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon……day
Does anyone know another word.
I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny’s more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.


Ok Mike, what is your word.
Saturday. says, Mike.
Great, that has three syllables.
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says ” I know a four syllable word, pick me…..”
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, “O.K.
Johnny what is your four syllable word?”
Johnny proudly says, “Mas…tur…ba…tion.”
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, “Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful”
No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that’s only two syllables.

So, come back for more doses of humor, wit, and hilarity. The world is a brighter place when we can find a laugh in everyday moments.

Thanks for visiting, and stay tuned for more amusing tales and side-splitting humor! 😄🤣🎉

#jokes #funny #laugh #littlejohnny
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