George came home from University in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not!”, his mother replied. “Why would you think such a thing?” George…
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He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his…
A Blonde Walks Into a Store To Buy a New Television A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around…
A young man from Alabama moves to New York. He walks into an “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. He sits down,…
A daughter asked her mom for a baby picture One day, my daughter asked me, “Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I have…
A Farmer Raised Watermelons He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night…
A man and a monkey walk into a bar. SEE MORE: A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed The man sits down and orders a beer.…
Girls Day April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It…
A Newly Married Couple Are In B3d A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has s-l-e-p-t…
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. SEE MORE: Letter From Son The husband wanted more than a written report;…