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Pink and Wrinkled A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and…

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver…

Surprise Birthday Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so…

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him…

After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that…

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this…

Paddy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your porridge see. If you do,…