Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and…
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The Husband Called The wife On The Phone The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second…
A Funeral Service Is Being Held For A Woman A funeral service is being held for an old woman who has just passed away. At the…
A Man Saw The Flash Of A Traffic Camera A man was driving when he first saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that…
An Old Farmer Decided He Wanted To Go To Town An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he…
An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny…
A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never…
An 85-Year-Old Widow Went On A Blind Date An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: When she returned to her daughter’s…
An 80-Year-Old And His Wife Were Sitting Quietly An 80-year-old Dan and his wife, Marie, were sitting quietly in their living room, each in their matching…
A Boy Comes Home Proudly Announces To His Parents A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents “Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a…