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The Oldest Thing In My House

Smart GadgetsBy Smart Gadgets2023-11-23Updated:2024-04-122 Mins Read
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A daughter asked her mom for a baby picture

One day, my daughter asked me, “Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I have a school project and I need it”

I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.

A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.

The title of their project was “The oldest thing in my house.”

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks


A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I a pure polar bear?”

The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.”

Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, “Mom, am I a pure polar bear?”

She answers, “Of course you are honey. I’m all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?”

The baby polar bear replies, “Because I’m f****** freezing!”

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