The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house.
Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers
“Hello”.
The man on the other end of the line says
“Hello, is your Dad home?”
Little Johnny whispers “yes, but he’s busy.”
The man said, “we’ll can I talk with your mom?”
Little Johnny whispers “no, she’s busy too”.
The man said, “we’ll is there anyone else there?”
Little Johnny whispers
“there’s a policeman and a fireman here”.
The man says “well can I talk with one of them”?
Little Johnny whispers “no, they’re busy too”.
The man says “we’ll what in the heck is going on over there”?
Little Johnny whispers
“they’re looking for me”.