Wife: “Honey let’s play a game?”
Husband: “Ok, what is the game all about?”
Wife: “If I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall.
And if I mention a bird you will run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month.”
Husband: “Ok and if you fail, I will have your salary too right?”
Wife: (smile) “Yes darling.” Husband: “Ok” (stood up and was ready to run to any direction)
Wife: “Are u ready?” Husband: “Yes, ready.”
Wife: “Turkey” It has been 4 hours now the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird.